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Demi%20bushIf you came of age in the 80's (as I did) you remember Bon Jovi, Whitesnake and all those "big hair" bands that made up style in popular music. My own mane was hair sprayed within inches of it's life, and while it wasn't the "braless, au naturel" feeling that was popular in the 70's, pubic grooming had yet to come into vogue.

Hanging out in women's locker rooms and on nude beaches you see lots of different sized and shaped bodies. You also see a great variety of pubic styles. Most these days are clean shaven, or come with a sexy racing stripe, but you very rarely get to see the "crazy bush" very often. Now Demi Moore's 80's picture (now made popular from David Tosh of Comedy Central) has me saying WOW now that's a bush, and is a great example of 80's full frontal nudity. 

My favourite comedians the Doo Wops (two Italians) do a great song called 'Crazy Bush" which is one of their funniest songs (in a group that won Just for laughs last year, so they know funny), and is worth checking out. I still giggle when I hear it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iD0bovrZyE

Anyway, hats off to Demi. She's an outspoken nudist (and looks hot in the pictures, although I prefer the "grown up Demi") and is showing off her world class bush. Now for those who struggle to keep their bush from creeping down to their knees (and I understand the struggle) Demi's bush may be a shining example to throw away the Nair and let nature take over the jungle. Otherwise you might have an experience like the women below (and let me just say that the reason it is so funny is that it strikes close to home….). Enjoy.  Demi

My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix
dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: 'Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet.'

So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those 'cold wax' kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off.

No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK!?!)

So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. ('Cold wax,' yeah…right!) I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull. It works!

OK, so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me!

I am She-rah, fighter of all wayward body hair and maker of smooth skin extraordinaire.

With my next wax strip I move north After checking on the kids, I sneak back into the bathroom, for the ultimate hair fighting championship. I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet.

Using the same procedure, I apply the wax strip across the right side of my bikini line, covering the right half of my hoo-ha and stretching down to the inside of my butt cheek (it was a long strip) I inhale deeply and brace myself….RRRRIIIPPP!!!!

I'm blind!!! Blinded from pain!!!!….OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!

Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half the strip. CRAP! Another deep breath and RIPP! Everything is spinning and spotted.

I think I may pass out…must stay conscious…must stay conscious. Do I hear crashing drums??? Breathe, breathe…OK, back to normal.

I want to see my trophy – a wax covered strip, the one that has caused me so much pain, with my hairy pelt sticking to it. I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip!

There's no hair on it.

Where is the hair??? WHERE IS THE WAX???

Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see the hair. The hair that should be on the strip…it's not! I touch. I am touching wax.

I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, which is now covered in cold wax and matted hair. Then I make the next BIG mistake…remember my foot is still propped upon the toilet? I know I need to do something. So I put my foot down.

Sealed shut! My butt is sealed shut. Sealed shut!

I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do and think to myself 'Please don't let me get the urge to poop.

My head may pop off!' What can I do to melt the wax?

Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!! I'll run the hottest water I can stand, into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax-covered bits and the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it off, right???

*WRONG!!!!!!!*

I get in the tub – the water is slightly hotter than that used to
torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment – I sit.

Now, the only thing worse than having your nether regions glued together, is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub….in scalding hot water.  Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold wax.

So, now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub as though I had cemented myself to the porcelain!! God bless the man who had convinced me a few months ago to have a phone put in the bathroom!!!!!

I call my friend, thinking surely she has waxed before and has some secret of how to get me undone. It's a very good conversation starter. 'So, my butt and hoo-ha are glued together to the bottom of the tub!'

There is a slight pause. She doesn't know any secret tricks for removal but she does try to hide her laughter from me.  

She wants to know exactly where the wax is located,'Are we talking cheeks or hole or hoo-ha?'

She's laughing out loud by now…I can hear her. I give her the rundown and she suggests I call the number on the side of the box.

YEAH!!!!! Right!! I should be the joke of someone else's night.

While we go through various solutions. I resort to trying to scrape the wax off with a razor .. Nothing feels better than to have your girlie goodies covered in hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water and then dry-shaving the sticky wax off!! By now the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and I'm pretty sure I'm going to need post-Traumatic Stress counseling for this event.

My friend is still talking with me when I finally see my saving
grace….the lotion they give you to remove the excess wax.

What do I really have to lose at this point? I rub some on and OH MY GOD!!!!!!! The scream probably woke the kids and scared the dickens out of my friend. It's sooo painful, but I really don't care.  'IT WORKS!!

It works !!' I get a hearty congratulation from my friend and she hangs up. I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice to my grief and despair….THE HAIR IS STILL THERE…….ALL OF IT! So I recklessly shave it off. Heck, I'm numb by now. Nothing hurts. I could have amputated my own leg at this point.

Next week I'm going to try hair color…… 

10 thoughts on “Demi Moore’s bush, or why big hair was all the rage in the 80’s

  1. Ralph Schwartz

    David Tosh

  2. Dil

    Demi’s bush, wow what to say probably the sexiest thing I’ve seen in years, I am constantly baffled by guys that obsess about women with little or no pubic hair, I think at best this is strange and at worse disturbing,why would I want a women that looks a pubescent child down below…no thanks

  3. Chris Dexter

    Fantastic bush, only wish more women would stop trying to look like Barrie dolls down there for their pervy boyfriends…

  4. That is the most beautiful bush I’ve ever seen

  5. German

    Don’t forget:

    Demi’s look is NATURE!

    The “Barbies” (and the pervy guys, too!) of today are only the products of GILLETTE! Especially the American women believe every shit produced by an industry, who wants to get only YOUR best – your MONEY!

    Have a nice day – and more NATURE in the future!

    P.S.: Look to Julia Roberts – she REFUSES to shave her armpits, too! A WONDERFUL woman! Good for her body, bad for GILLETTE!

  6. SE Williams

    I LOVE Demi’s bush. I’m so sick of these shaved up wannabe 5 years old again, girls I could scream. Fortunately the bush is coming back into vogue. it’s too dammed expensive, prickly, and damaging to the skin to be depilitated like a child down below. There isn’t anything wrong with a bush, look at Bettie Page she had a VERY sexy one, which proves you don’t have to shave to be sexy!

  7. Eliza

    I have a natural bush and im proud…….. just wish i could find find these so-called men that appreciate a bush on a woman :(

    • Ty

      Hi Eliza~ I AM one such man. I’ll never forget my first re-entry into dating post-divorce and coming face-to-face, if you will, with a hairless, pre-pubescent looking crotch. Wasn’t I chagrined! I couldn’t figure out the sense of it. I was slightly lost and confused. I’m now 45 (38 at the time), and in all my years of “experience” (I was once a popular guy) and points of reference with women (from say, a girl-obsessed, horny pubescent 12-year old until that time at 38) I had NEVER once seen or heard of a woman shaving or even trimming the bush, save for the bathing suit “bikini” edges (which I understood). I had thought it some anomaly; A surprising exception. Didn’t take long to learn I was now the only exception (and far out of the times). I began investigating the matter and quickly learned (then experienced) that, unless 75+, every woman in America (save for the ex) was bald! I can say it was disappointing. This first hair-free woman I expereinced was 7 years my junior. We did ultimately date long-term, and to her credit she happily obliged me by growing a small bush out but, despite her gorgeously ideal face and body, her “hoo-ha” was decidedly very un-gorgeous to me without hair. I am heartened to know that there are sanely beautiful women, such as yourself, out there who, like me, love and appreciate “all-natural”. I’m still holding out hope that I will yet unexpectedly find HER- that woman who not only takes my breath away with her wit, charm, personality and mind, but also her unprompted, always been there, full bush… Ha! I will always remain a bush man. (The hairier the better!)

  8. I like a little bush, like a run way or landing strip, girls today are like girl scouts clean shaving.

  9. tomas

    I too love the pubes. Hate the bald look. Terrible thing that happened in the 1990s. Pushed by porn I suppose. But please ladies look like a woman, not a little girl. It really drops the erection like a cold bath when you drop trow and there in all it’s glory is the bald cooche. Terrible terrible disappointment.

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