An affair by any other name

I’ve been seeing a bunch of patients who are having affairs. For some people it’s not a bad option – the guys I see who’s wives no longer give it to them and are going to spontaneously combust walking down the street, for those men an affair is a life saver.  You have to get…

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Liquid heat

  I don’t know how hot it is where you are, but here in Ontario we are experiencing a sticky 100% humidity, humidex of 41 degrees, stick to the plastic seats kid of heat wave.  It’s reeking hell on my sex life. How can you feel the urge to boff, when you can’t stand to…

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why I love my 26 year old vibrator

I started masturbating before I was 11. I was given a phillips beauty set for Christmas from my proper Scottish Grandmother, (it could adapt to be an electric razor, a manicure set or body cream massager…) and by the end of that Christmas day I had figured where you could put the massaging head to…

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is that semen running down your leg?

The problem of sex and gravity. No, I don’t mean the difficulty in hanging upseide down from the chandeliere during sex.  I mean the running-down-the-inside-of-your thigh-mess after sex. Most women understand thatwhat I’m talking about. The phenomenon, when after sex, you have to run to the bathroom to get a towl to hold between your…

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Hanging his up by his nuts

I’m reading this book about getting over the scum sucking ex’s in your life and how to have an exorcism in order to repair the karmatic unrest after the went and broke your heart.  Remeber the adage about "Hell having no fury like a woman scorned…" Sue’s top 5 things to do if you want…

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